I saw this sign on the baseboards in the hallways of my hotel in Sao Paulo Brazil this past week. It’s not a bad design; it’s fairly clear that it means “stairs are that way.” But my fevered imagination came up with some alternate meanings…
If attacked by a giant segmented worm, throw thick spears at it while running.
If your accordion expands uncontrollably, you should duck underneath it.
Caution: running underneath staircase may cause lengthening of the arm and loss of neck.
If you have any interpretations to share, comment away and I’ll update.
